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Monday
Aug102009

All Time Number One Superstar Mom!

So we took a class at the hospital yesterday called "Infant Care."  I was amazed at how many people seem to think they're giving birth at Seattle Grace. Good LORD people! Put down the television remote and pick up a book!


But despite that, I must say that nothing - NOTHING beats the woman in our Birthing class that was not only shocked and horrified to find out that there were muscles in the anus - but was indignant when it became apparent that the rest of the class was not having the same epiphany.  "You all act like you KNEW about this!!"

Now, I always go into any kind of *class* with a bad attitude -- and then come out all pleasantly surprised when I've gleaned interesting information and learned something. 

But I think those years and years of being a nanny in NYC give me an edge - plus, you know - my natural maternal instincts.

Tuesday
Jul282009

is this thing still on?

So.

By the looks of things, the last time I wrote something in this here box, I was winging my way to Italy for a lovely vacation.

And what a vacation it was! So awesome that I went and got myself knocked up! Yeah! Brought back an fantastic souvenir from Florence - but I can't show it to you until sometime around the 9th of September.  Maybe earlier - maybe later.  We'll see.

Look! Here is a picture that proves it:

 

Jeremy's Dragon Corner Goes Horribly Wrong

Being pregnant is dangerous. Babies are worth a lot of money and people want to steal them from you!

I'm 32 weeks pregnant in this picture in case you're playing the home game.

If I complain about, say, a foot in my ribcage, my husband is fond of saying, "You ASKED for it!" and what I like to tell him is, "NO. What I SAID was: 'This wine is REALLY good! Let's get another bottle!'"