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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:07:40 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Kristen Says</title><link>http://www.kristenrutherford.com/kristensays/</link><description></description><lastBuildDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 07:27:50 +0000</lastBuildDate><copyright></copyright><language>en-US</language><generator>Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</generator><item><title>By The Way...</title><dc:creator>Kristen</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 07:05:51 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kristenrutherford.com/kristensays/2010/3/8/by-the-way.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">281740:2887770:6951927</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>I er... had the baby.&nbsp; In case you totally rely on this blog for all things Kristen.</p>
<p>It was 6 months ago today so it seems like the right time to post this.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Vivienne Ripley Rutherford was born on September 8, 2009 at 12:43 a.m..&nbsp; She weighed 7 lbs exactly and measured 19 inches.&nbsp; And, yes, Ripley is from Alien. We figured if she wants to be a fancy lady she can be Vivienne Rutherford and if she wants to be - I don't know - a race car driver or something - she can be Ripley Rutherford.</p>
<p>I have been having the love affair of the century, so forgive me for not blooooooooooggggggggiiiiing more.</p>
<p>Here she is at about 3 days old:</p>
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<p>...and here she is a couple of weeks ago:</p>
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<p>She's totally awesome.&nbsp;</p>
<p>You know, they tell you to sleep when the baby sleeps, but nobody tells you that what you will want to do when the baby is sleeping is STARE AT THE BABY.</p>
<p>Which sounds like a delightful idea! I'm off to go do that very thing.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kristenrutherford.com/kristensays/rss-comments-entry-6951927.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>I confess to you...</title><dc:creator>Kristen</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:01:25 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kristenrutherford.com/kristensays/2009/8/21/i-confess-to-you.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">281740:2887770:4965797</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>...that the other day I became "One of those people that I hate." But I really, really, really didn't mean to. You have to believe me.&nbsp;</p>
<p>I was just kind of in my own world, floating around in my head - and I swear to you that I didn't notice that there was someone in one of the bathroom stalls.&nbsp; And I totally took the stall next to them - even though the ENTIRE bathroom was empty! By the time I realized what I had done, it was too late.&nbsp;</p>
<p>I thought about hanging around the sinks and apologizing to them when they came out of the stall -&nbsp; but then it dawned on me: <em>That is a really bad idea</em>.&nbsp; So I washed my hands as fast as I could, and got the heck out of there.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Mystery person trying to do your business, whoever you are, I am SO sorry.</p>
<p><br />Hey - while we're on the subject of bathrooms - what do people think about automatic flushing toilets?&nbsp; I'm currently loathing them. It could have something to do with the fact that, being 37 weeks pregnant, I'm like a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon floating around in the stall - and so they flush repeatedly.&nbsp; I find it insulting and alarming.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kristenrutherford.com/kristensays/rss-comments-entry-4965797.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>All Time Number One Superstar Mom!</title><category>awesome husband</category><category>baby</category><category>buzz nugget</category><category>buzz nugget</category><dc:creator>Kristen</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:04:49 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kristenrutherford.com/kristensays/2009/8/10/all-time-number-one-superstar-mom.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">281740:2887770:4865693</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>So we took a class at the hospital yesterday called "Infant Care."&nbsp; I was amazed at how many people seem to think they're giving birth at Seattle Grace. Good LORD people! Put down the television remote and pick up a book!</p>
<p><br />But despite that, I must say that nothing - <strong>NOTHING</strong> beats the woman in our Birthing class that was not only shocked and horrified to find out that there were muscles in the anus - but was indignant when it became apparent that the rest of the class was not having the same epiphany.&nbsp; "You all act like you KNEW about this!!"</p>
<p>Now, I always go into any kind of *class* with a bad attitude -- and then come out all pleasantly surprised when I've gleaned interesting information and learned something.&nbsp;</p>
<p>But I think those years and years of being a nanny in NYC give me an edge - plus, you know - my natural maternal instincts.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 300px;" src="http://www.kristenrutherford.com/storage/krissy%20preg.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1249946521930" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kristenrutherford.com/kristensays/rss-comments-entry-4865693.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>The Last of The Land of Lost</title><dc:creator>Kristen</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 15:02:35 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kristenrutherford.com/kristensays/2009/8/7/the-last-of-the-land-of-lost.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">281740:2887770:4781402</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Olivia lurrves Kevin's Dad! This would TOTALLY happen.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<div style="margin: 0pt; text-align: center; width: 480px; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; color: #ff9b00;"><a style="color:#FF9B00;" href="http://g4tv.com/" target="_blank">Video Games</a> - <a style="color:#FF9B00;" href="http://g4tv.com/e3" target="_blank">E3 2009</a> - <a style="color:#FF9B00;" href="http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/index.html" target="_blank">Attack of the Show</a></div>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kristenrutherford.com/kristensays/rss-comments-entry-4781402.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Batmanuel Carbonell</title><dc:creator>Kristen</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:49:18 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kristenrutherford.com/kristensays/2009/8/6/batmanuel-carbonell.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">281740:2887770:4781414</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>So, I wrote three sketches surrounding the final episode of Lost, and of the three - this is my favorite one: My homage to Nestor Carbonell.&nbsp; The original script had a lot more references - to shows like Century City and stuff, but we cut it down for time.</p>
<p>When we did the live show from Comic-Con, he came to our stage - but since I was the show writer - I was trapped in the truck and couldn't go introduce myself.&nbsp; What follows is the Honest To God text conversation I had with Jeremy, who produced the Lost interview on our show:</p>
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<p>&nbsp;I don't know if he really said thanks twice, but he seems like a really nice guy, so I wouldn't put it past him...</p>
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<div style="margin: 0pt; text-align: center; width: 480px; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; color: #ff9b00;"><a style="color:#FF9B00;" href="http://g4tv.com/" target="_blank">Video Games</a> - <a style="color:#FF9B00;" href="http://g4tv.com/e3" target="_blank">E3 2009</a> - <a style="color:#FF9B00;" href="http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/index.html" target="_blank">Attack of the Show</a></div>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kristenrutherford.com/kristensays/rss-comments-entry-4781414.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle Explained. Sort of.</title><dc:creator>Kristen</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:09:03 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kristenrutherford.com/kristensays/2009/8/5/heisenbergs-uncertainty-principle-explained-sort-of.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">281740:2887770:4781409</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>I had to write sketches to coincide with the final episode of last season's Lost.</p>
<p>Sure, Star Wars came out in 1977 - but otherwise, it's not all it's cracked up to be...</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<div style="margin: 0pt; text-align: center; width: 480px; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; color: #ff9b00;"><a style="color:#FF9B00;" href="http://g4tv.com/" target="_blank">Video Games</a> - <a style="color:#FF9B00;" href="http://g4tv.com/e3" target="_blank">E3 2009</a> - <a style="color:#FF9B00;" href="http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/index.html" target="_blank">Attack of the Show</a></div>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kristenrutherford.com/kristensays/rss-comments-entry-4781409.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Chun-Li's Fancy Panties</title><dc:creator>Kristen</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:00:24 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kristenrutherford.com/kristensays/2009/8/4/chun-lis-fancy-panties.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">281740:2887770:4781694</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>I don't know if I would be a good superhero or street fighter, because clearly... these are the details that I obsess over and write about.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<div style="margin: 0pt; text-align: center; width: 480px; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; color: #ff9b00;"><a style="color:#FF9B00;" href="http://g4tv.com/" target="_blank">Video Games</a> - <a style="color:#FF9B00;" href="http://g4tv.com/e3" target="_blank">E3 2009</a> - <a style="color:#FF9B00;" href="http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/index.html" target="_blank">Attack of the Show</a></div>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kristenrutherford.com/kristensays/rss-comments-entry-4781278.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>More of the Wikipediatrician</title><dc:creator>Kristen</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:21:40 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kristenrutherford.com/kristensays/2009/7/31/more-of-the-wikipediatrician.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">281740:2887770:4781138</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>The last time we saw the Wikipediatrician he was talking about the iPhone - but he's got plenty to say about other topics too.&nbsp; Unfortunately when they post these sketches to the website, they don't post Kevin and Olivia's toss or response to the good doctor; which I wrote in as part of the whole thing - but I like how it makes it even more non sequitur and freaky!</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<div style="margin: 0pt; text-align: center; width: 480px; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; color: #ff9b00;"><a style="color:#FF9B00;" href="http://g4tv.com/" target="_blank">Video Games</a> - <a style="color:#FF9B00;" href="http://g4tv.com/e3" target="_blank">E3 2009</a> - <a style="color:#FF9B00;" href="http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/index.html" target="_blank">Attack of the Show</a></div>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kristenrutherford.com/kristensays/rss-comments-entry-4781138.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Oh sorry, did I just go all Expanded Universe on you?</title><dc:creator>Kristen</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:30:45 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kristenrutherford.com/kristensays/2009/7/30/oh-sorry-did-i-just-go-all-expanded-universe-on-you.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">281740:2887770:4773083</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Yeah I did.&nbsp; Here's Part Two.</p>
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