By the looks of things, the last time I wrote something in this here box, I was winging my way to Italy for a lovely vacation.
And what a vacation it was! So awesome that I went and got myself knocked up! Yeah! Brought back an fantastic souvenir from Florence - but I can't show it to you until sometime around the 9th of September. Maybe earlier - maybe later. We'll see.
Look! Here is a picture that proves it:
Being pregnant is dangerous. Babies are worth a lot of money and people want to steal them from you!
I'm 32 weeks pregnant in this picture in case you're playing the home game.
If I complain about, say, a foot in my ribcage, my husband is fond of saying, "You ASKED for it!" and what I like to tell him is, "NO. What I SAID was: 'This wine is REALLY good! Let's get another bottle!'"